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You can't fake this, only imitate this. //
The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me?

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I guess I don’t remember Teen Wolf as well as I thought.

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What actually happened at the Phillies game taser incident.

“DON’T TASE ME, BRO!!”

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Nose Job in a Can.

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DJ Jesus, he died for your spins.

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Seriously Mars? Put a little effort into it already. You don’t want to end up de-planeted like Pluto.

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The golden arches are the gateways to Olympic gold medals and heart disease.

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This looks delicious.

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Hitler had it all wrong.
I’m still on the fence about whether or not this is offensive, but who am I to worry about morally gray areas? I’m just trying to fix the world, one grammatical mistake at a time.

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One point for the good guys in the grammatical struggle of fewer vs. less.
For an explanation of when to use “fewer” or “less,” check this out.

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